jooles34: (LesterUnamused)
Right. I take no responsibility for this what-so-ever.

In November I arrived late at a gathering of Denialists and they were already in full flow. The first thing that was thrown at me (after vodka) was the idea of Lester as a cat-nun. Yes, like the Doctor Who ones. It broke me, which just seemed to encourage the others. What no one could quite work out though was how it could have happened. The broken part of my brain then came up with an explanation and immediately wished it hadn’t. There was goading yesterday (you know who you are) so I have finally written it. I blame a lot of people, but mostly [ profile] lsellersfic

Perfect )
jooles34: (JackBlueEyes)
Title: We Don't Fit In, But Maybe We Fit Together
Fandom: Doctor Who / Torchwood
Characters: Canton Delaware/ Jack Harkness
Words: 1,885
Rating,Warnings: 18, slightly angsty porn
Disclaimer: Nope, don't own Doctor Who or Torchwood.
Spoilers: For characters in Doctor Who season 6 eps 1-2, but no plot is mentioned.
AN: So...
[info]emyrldlady and [info]mirnell mentioned on Twitter they would like to see fic of this pairing. It gnawed at me for a while, I admited I was tempted and other people poked. Then suddenly I was writing this...
AN: It's late and this is un-beta'd so if you see anything glaring, please DM me and I'll ammend in the morning. Thanks ever so.


It’s 1976 and Captain Jack Harkness sits in a dark corner of a dark bar. )


jooles34: (BenMiller Get it)

In the space of just a few days I have had TWO trailers for season 4 of Torchwood (One has TW theme! One has BAMF Gwen and Jack with big gun and smirk!), a promo poster for Torchwood (Jack with a bigger gun, no smirk!), the Doctor Who series six trailer and now news of a new Ben Miller series!! There might be Miller legs!

I can only take so much excitement. Splody fangirl Jooles is splody!!

jooles34: (A&M airmen)

Original fiction master list

At Least She Had Good Teeth

Changing Lives

Don't Stop for Coffee - A Callie story

Fate and Fivers


Insides on the Outside

Name, Rank and Number - A Callie story

Safe Place

The Bus

Walking with the Devil - A Cara story

Where The Monsters Hide


An untitled poem

My Beautiful View - poem 


Isn't It Though - Jack, Biffy, Spud   TW/Armstrong and Miller crossover

Yo Ho Sebastian - Cosmo Jarvis Gay Pirate song fix it

Rubbish icons - Primeval, Blue Gillespie, general

Doctor Who master fic list

Baby Names - Craig Owens/Sophie

Forgotten in the Morning - Ten, Jack

Silly Ten/Rose fic


Being Human master fic list


The Sad Fate of China Dragons - Annie

Leverage master fic list

A Very Distinct Pain - Eliiot, mentions of team

Quietly Confident - Hardison, Tosh TW/Leverage crossover
jooles34: (DoctorTardis)
Title: Forgotten in the Morning
Fandom: Torchwood/Doctor Who
Characters: Jack, Ten
Words: 120
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Nope, don't own Torchwood or the good Doctor.
Spoilers: None
AN: My Christmas pressie for
[ profile] themortalpoet who wanted a Jack Ten fic. Sadly my Ten muse is being annoyingly quiet. I'm going to kick it and do better in the new year. Happy Christmas.

Jack finished his rant with a flourish and a final wave of his whiskey bottle. 

The Doctor regarded him with a slightly out of focus expression, his hand wrapped around the remains of yet another banana daiquiri. 

“D’ja feel better now? Said everything you want to say?” 

Jack paused, narrowing his eyes and trying to concentrate. 

“Yes.” he decided with a nod. 

“Brilliant. Shall we head back to the Tardis now?” the Doctor suddenly sounded much brighter. 

Jack stared at him. Something didn’t seem right and Jack’s brain was scrabbling around trying to figure out what it was. 

“You’re not really drunk are you?” 


“And you’re going to remember all of this tomorrow aren’t you?” 



“Oh yes!”

Baby Names

Sep. 29th, 2010 02:29 pm
jooles34: (ElevenFez)

Title: Baby Names
Fandom: Doctor Who
Characters/Pairings: Craig Owens/Sophie
Rating/Warning: PG
Word count: 100
: for the Lodger
Disclaimer: Nope, I don't own Doctor Who
AN: Written for 
[info]teamscifi for the minor chracters challenge over at [ profile] bbcland.

They know they get strange looks. They certainly know all about getting unanswerable questions.

They have earned sniggers from their friends and desperate pleas from their families to change their minds.

But they don’t change their minds; they never could. Without him there would be no them, no new him.

Even the man across from them now looks up, the query clear in his eyebrows. Ignoring it they sign the certificate together, unable to keep the smiles of joy from their faces.

And it is with absolute pride that Craig and Sophie introduce baby James Doctor Owens to the world.

jooles34: (PleaseCome)

This is stuff and nonsense written in about five minutes because of this tweet from a friend:

“Barrowman/single ladies + ninjas + mushy peas = I challenge you all to write a fanfic about how my friends chose to cure my boredom.”


“What are you laughing at?”

Rose spluttered a bit as she turned away from the monitor to glance at the Doctor.

“There’s this video on You Tube of a guy who looks a lot like Captain Jack doing a dance to ‘All the Single Ladies.’”

Rose scooted over as the Doctor came over and peered at the screen, his hands deep in his suit pockets. He smiled.

“Ha, so he does.”

The Doctor studied Rose for a minute; she’d gone back to the beginning of the video and was laughing again.

“You’ve got over being attacked by the ninjas then?”

“What? Oh yeah, that. It was nothing.” Rose waved a hand dismissively, too engrossed now to even turn around.

“That’s not what you said earlier.” muttered the Doctor, not quite under his breath as he straightened up.

“What?” Rose asked.

“Oh, nothing.” the Doctor said, his voice raising to that pitch that meant he was hiding something. Rose chose to ignore it.

“Anyway, come on. We’ve got work to do.”

The Doctor strode over to the TARDIS door and flung it open. Rose grabbed her coat and hurried after him.

“Where are we going?”

The Doctor grimed down at her. “We’re going to invent the mushy pea!”

Rose laughed and, ducking under his arm, ran out of the TARDIS and into the cool night air.


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