Jones

Title: Jones
Author: jooles34
Characters: Ianto, Gwen
Rating: PG
Words: 100
Prompt: Written for tw_unpaired prompt Gwen and Ianto have to pose as a married couple for a case and end up getting the honeymoon suite in a classy hotel out of the deal. How do they spend their (non-sexy) (totally platonic) weekend of being married on the case?
Discalaimer: Nope, don't own Torchwood
AN: Okay, it doesn't fulfil the whole prompt but was the first thing that appeared in my mind when I saw it weeks ago.


“You booked us the honeymoon suite?” Gwen grinned at Ianto as they walked through the hotel.

“We get on too well for anything other than newly weds.”

Gwen gave him a friendly punch.

“Oi you, no anti-marriage jokes thanks.”

Ianto grinned back and stopped outside a door.

“Well, here’s our room Mrs Jones.”

“Mrs Jones? God, you spend your whole life growing up in Wales, thankful you’re not a bloody Jones; make sure you don’t marry a bloody Jones; and what happens? You end up a bloody Jones anyway!”

She looked at the slightly startled Ianto. “Um. No offence, sweetheart.”

Thirty Days of Torchwood: Day Five

Day 05: Least Favourite Episode

Hmmm…the ep I have the biggest love hate relationship with is Reset, so will say that.

I’m sorry, but Martha annoys the tits off me. You want a companion to feature? BRING BACK ROSE! Would have been so much more interesting; can you imagine the dynamic with Jack/Ianto/Rose? Awesome. No, we get whiney Martha.

There are some good fun moments, some lovely lines and it does have its good points. I also love the idea of the alien farm being so abhorrent to the team; it shows the areas of grey that they have to deal with.

But, it also has Martha and Owen dies and that sucks to end all sucky things. (although I still remember my reaction when that happened; just being totally stunned. Great TV. See, love/hate relationship)

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Whoop!!!

Am quite pleased with myself. I've been working on and off for three days to make myself a mix and match mood theme of some of my favourite fandoms and I finished it! It's taken frickin hours but it's done. Which means I will now obsessively be adding moods to my posts. And some of them will prob not even be reflective of how I'm feeling but just an excuse to use them.  Shows include Misfits, Sherlock, Torchwood, Primeval, Criminal Minds, Being Human and Doctor Who.

Anyhoo, theme images are taken from:

Misfits, Sherlock, Primeval, Criminal Minds, Being Human and Doctor who = kohler,

Torchwood from  cowboyhd , ninurta , telltale and theharkness .

Presents in Pretty Packaging

Title: Presents in Pretty Packaging
Fandom: Primeval
Characters: Lester/Ryan/Lyle
Words: 2,221
Rating,Warnings: 18 threeway man smut
Disclaimer: Nope, don't own Primeval.
Spoilers: It would be impressive to find enough plot for there to be a spoiler
AN: Written for joereaves who wanted threeway man sex between Lester and soldier boys. Lyle belongs to fredbassett, hope you don't mind him playing.

 

( Lester sat back in his chair and stretched his achy muscles. )