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Title: Han Solo Is Not An Appropriate Role Model
Fandom: Primeval
Characters: Nick, Connor
Words: 395
Rating, Warnings: PG
Disclaimer: Nope, don't own Primeval, no copyright infringement intended
Spoilers: None.
AN: Written from

fredbassett's prompt to me 'Nick gives Connor relationship advice' after I moaned I didn't have any good Nick fic ideas.
AN2: Thanks to

fredbassett for another fab beta.
AN3: Sadly, the title is the best thing about this. I may keep it and use it again.

( Nick knows he is short-tempered and has really been trying to work on it, but right now his last nerve is being tested. Sorely tested. )

Title: Dust to Dust
Fandom: Primeval
Characters: Ryan
Words: 780
Rating, Warnings: PG.
Disclaimer: Nope, don't own Primeval, no copywrite infringment intended.
Spoilers: Season one, but of course in full Denial.
AN: Written for the Denial team fest for

kerry_louise's prompt 'Somewhere in the Permian Tom Ryan digs himself out of a shallow grave... '.
AN2: Huge thanks to

fredbassett for another fab beta.

( Dust to Dust )

Title: 137
Fandom: Primeval
Characters: Ryan, Leek
Words: 552
Rating, Warnings: 18, a bit icky, violent.
Disclaimer: Nope, don't own Primeval.
Spoilers: Set at the end of season 2 so spoilers, but Denial mode in action.
AN: Written for

fififolle's fest prompt of 'Leek/Ryan, payback'. Except this isn't slashy, just a bit nasty and I'm fairly sure a sign I need more pain killers. Much thanks to

fredbassett for a super speedy beta.

( Ryan closed the heavy steel door behind him )

Title: Bargaining
Fandom: Primeval
Characters: Lester, Becker
Words: 100
Rating, Warnings: PG. Not Denial friendly
Disclaimer: Nope, don't own Primeval.
Spoilers: Set between seasons 3 and 4, around the time of the webisodes
AN: For

primeval100 prompt 'You stay, I stay'.

“I’m handing in my resignation.”

Becker looked up sharply as Lester spoke.

“You can’t. You’re the only one who’ll make sure they keep trying.”

“Not the only one.”

“I can’t. Too much went wrong.”

“Too bad neither of us will be there to see it put right.”

“James, you need to be there for them.”

“I will not set foot inside that place without a head of security I trust. If you want me to stay, you know what to do.”

Lester turned to leave and Becker dropped his head, the bargain left hanging in the air.

“Fine. I’ll stay.”

Title: Garlands and Baubles
Fandom: Primeval
Characters: Connor, Abby, Ryan, Stephen.
Words: 100
Rating, Warnings: PG.
Disclaimer: Nope, don't own Primeval.
Spoilers: None
AN: For

primeval100 prompt 'All the trimmings'. This is written for my fab flatty who came home with the idea the other day and it just fitted with this prompt.

“Can we switch him on yet?” Abby asked.

“No. All the trimmings, remember?” Ryan replied, brandishing a length of red tinsel.

“Oh, come on,” Connor whined.

“Connor, if anything ever teaches you not to make a bet against me again, let it be this,” Stephen countered.

“Okay, ready,” Ryan declared.

Abby hit a switch near the floor and multicoloured lights flashed on.

Connor closed his eyes and bore the laughter of his co-workers as the lights wrapped around his body blinked on and off, baubles hung from every button and pocket and tinsel tickled his nose.

“The human Christmas tree!”

Current Mood: confused

Title: It's A Wonderful Torchwood Life
Fandom: Torchwood
Characters: Owen, Ianto, Gwen, Tosh, Jack, plus.
Words: 3,304
Rating, Warnings: 15, swearing, some darkish themes, thoughts of suicide.
Disclaimer: I don't own Torchwood or It's a Wonderful Life
Canon: Set at the end of End of Days in the unseen time when Jack is still dead.
AN: This is based on the film "It's A Wonderful Life" and was intended to be my Christmas Day fic. But it turned out not at all Christmassy and certainly not as heart warming as the film, so I thought I'd post and see if any fluffy Christmassy muse daemons bite later instead.
AN2: Huge thanks to the gorgeous and wonderfully sneaky

emyrldlady for hand-holding and beta duty.

( Owen takes a final glance around the Hub. )

Title: When Your Secret Weapon is a Grumpy Man with a Briefcase
Fandom: Primeval
Characters: Lester, Becker, Connor, Abby, Nick, Jenny, Lorraine, various bit-part OCs (including a tiny showing from a pilot who amuses me so I think I may name him and keep him)
Words: 4,505
Rating, Warnings: PG, langauge only
Disclaimer: Nope, don't own Primeval.
Spoilers: None. Set before the have the anomaly locking device.
AN: Written as a gift fic for

darkhorse_99 who wanted a BAMFy Lester story. Happy holidays and I hope you enjoy.
AN2: Apologies for abandoning any pretence of police procedure, and also being quite mean about them. No disrespect intended.

( "They have what?!" )

Title: Wanting to Play
Fandom: Primeval
Characters: Becker, Lester
Words: 100
Rating, Warnings: PG.
Disclaimer: Nope, don't own Primeval.
Spoilers: None
AN: For

primeval100 prompt 'toys'. Do you have any idea how hard it was not to make this prompt about sex? Any idea?

Lester can feel the tension radiating from Becker. The soldier is like a coiled spring, but attempting to appear outwardly calm.

Almost imperceptibly Lester slows his pace as they walk through the ARC, forcing them to take longer on their route. He knows he’s torturing the other man, but frankly it’s not normal to be this excited.

They finally arrive at the armoury and Becker is no longer restraining himself. He bounces on the balls of his feet as Lester keys in the entry-code.

“Honestly, Captain, it is a weapons delivery. You’re like a kid with a new bloody toy.”

On the back of this, did anyone ever make any gif icons of Becker doing his excited swirly hands at the prospect of making things go boom? Anyone got any linkies?

Current Mood: silly

Title: A Hero By Any Other Name
Fandom: Torchwood
Characters: Jack
Words: 2,185
Rating,Warnings: PG
Disclaimer: Nope, don't own Torchwood.
Spoilers: None
AN: Okay, I know it’s barely 1st December, but this is my first gift fic of the year; written for my wonderful

emyrldlady, without whom my life would be a lot more shit. You’re a true friend and foxy as hell to go with it *g*. The prompt was “Con man Jack. Pre meeting the Doctor and Rose, but after leaving the Time Agency.” which I adored as I also believe that Jack was at his bravest before he was immortal. Hope this is okay for you sweetie.

( Our hero, Jack, walks down a dark road in a strange town on distant planet. )

Current Mood: melancholy

Title: Interruptions
Fandom: Primeval
Characters: Lester, random OC
Words: 100
Rating,Warnings: PG
Disclaimer: Nope, don't own Primeval.
Spoilers: None
AN: For

primeval100 prompt 'call of the wild''
AN2: Thanks to for

darkhorse_99 running over this for me; cheers m'dear!

Lester took a moment to just stand still. He tipped his face to the sky and arched his back, stretching stiff muscles and enjoying the sun on his skin.

“Come along, old chap. Your shot.”

At the other man’s voice Lester straightened and adjusted the glove on his left hand before hefting his 1-wood and heading for the tee.

Then his pocket began to ring.

“Lester.” He listened for a moment before turning to his companion. “Sorry, dear fellow, got to dash.”

“That this mysterious new posting of yours Jim?”

Lester sighed. “The call of the wild you might say.”

Title: A Dish Best Served Cold
Fandom: Primeval
Characters: Christine
Words: 444
Rating,Warnings: PG
Disclaimer: Nope, don't own Primeval.
Spoilers: For season 2.
AN: Thanks to

fredbassettfor a super speedy beta.

( Christine smiled as she put down the phone. )

Title: Animal Instincts
Fandom: Primeval
Characters: Lester, Monty
Words: 467
Rating,Warnings: PG
Disclaimer: Nope, don't own Primeval.
Spoilers: For the end of season 2. Not Denial friendly. Sorry.
AN: This started life as last week’s P100 drabble but grew legs somewhat and carried itself away. Also includes references to my personal head canon that Lester is ex-military.
AN2: Thanks to the utterly lovely

lukadreaming for beta duty.

( The ARC was quiet, eerily so. )

Title: To the Letter
Fandom: Primeval
Characters: Lester, Becker
Words: 100
Rating,Warnings: PG
Disclaimer: Nope, don't own Primeval.
Spoilers: None really, but set between seasons 3 and 4
AN: For

primeval100 prompt 'The Menagerie'.

Becker had been at the new ARC for a week now and already knew every inch of it.

He had explored, investigated, tested. Mostly it lived up to his exacting standards and where it didn’t he instigated immediate changes. Nothing was going wrong this time, no mistakes, everything done to the letter.

He stood inside Lester’s office door and regarded the other man.

“Where are they?”

“Where are who?” Lester didn’t even look up.

“The menagerie appears to be down two diictodons.”

“I don’t know what you are talking about captain.”

Becker stilled.

“Sorry sir, I must have been mistaken.”

Title: Pin Stripe Détente
Fandom: Torchwood/Primeval
Characters: Ianto, Lester (brief appearance from Jack and TW team)
Words: 1,555
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Nope, don't own Torchwood or Primeval.
Spoilers: For the end of Primeval season 2
AN: This is is a follow up to Battle of the Pin Stripes where Ianto and Lester meet. It was written for

lsellersfic who requested certain things to happen in a follow up (which I won't say here to not ruin it!) as a thank you for some gorgeous artwork she did for me. I hope this is what you wanted.
AN2: Thanks to the fab

lukadreaming for beta duty.
AN3: This follows canon, is not Denial friendly, but I have decided to keep Lester's title from season 1.

( “Ianto!” Jack’s voice ran through the Hub )

Title: Caution
Fandom: Primeval
Characters: Lester, mentions of the team.
Words: 100
Rating,Warnings: PG
Disclaimer: Nope, don't own Primeval.
Spoilers: End of season 2, start of season 3. Not Denial friendly.
AN: For

primeval100 prompt 'Sarah Page'.

Lester steeples his fingers and rests them against his chin.

The team is still reeling from Leek’s betrayal, still trying to come to terms with Stephen’s loss. And yet here they are, welcoming a new team member, excited about what she can offer, how her expertise can help them trace past anomalies, predict anomalies of the future.

But he can’t shake the tingle creeping up the back of his neck. The one that tells him it’s not over, that there’s more to come; the one that can’t help but wonder what the hell he’s just let Sarah Page walk into.

Title: Onto Decaff
Fandom: Primeval
Characters: Connor, Nick
Words: 100
Rating,Warnings: PG
Disclaimer: Nope, don't own Primeval.
Spoilers: None.
AN: For

primeval100 prompt 'caffeine'.

Connor skidded into the room, skateboard clattering.

Nick winced.

Then Connor started to talk. About approximately six things at once.

After a record three minutes being still, Connor spun in his chair, sending piles of equipment crashing to the floor.

Nick felt his eye twitch as another three subjects were introduced to the conversation.

But it was the tapping that finally…

“For god’s sake Connor!” Nick exploded, “Will you just sit still for one minute, be quiet and let me think!” He turned and stalked from the room.

Connor watched him leave. “I think someone should put him on decaff.”

Title: My Bad Day
Fandom: Sirens
Characters: Stuart, Maxine, Ashley, Rachid
Words: 524
Rating
Warnings: PG. Only some naughty words.
Disclaimer: Nope, don't own Sirens.
Spoilers: None.
AN: Huge thanks to

ebonyfeather for betaing and calming my "first time writing new characters, are they horribly OOC?" nerves.

( There are two types of people that work for the ambulance service )

Title: Education
Fandom: Primeval
Characters: Lester, Connor
Words: 100
Rating,Warnings: PG
Disclaimer: Nope, don't own Primeval.
Spoilers: None
AN: For

primeval100 picture prompt.

Lester regarded the open book that had been slammed onto the desk in front of him and then up at the slamee.

“No.”

“But James…” Connor protested.

“I said no.”

“But seriously. They’re doing all kinds of damage to the education of children with this stuff.”

“And what exactly is it you would like me to say Connor? ‘Yes Mr. Education Minister; I request that you change all illustrations in textbooks referring to pre-history as they are wildly inaccurate. Fossil record? Oh, no we haven’t looked at that; it’s just that my technical advisor has been there and says so!’”

Current Mood: blah

Title: Summer in Cardiff
Fandom: Torchwood
Characters: Ianto, Gwen. Team mentioned
Words: 805
Rating,Warnings: PG - odd naughty word.
Disclaimer: Nope, don't own Torchwood
Spoilers: None
AN: For torchwood_fest prompt: 'The Team finds that an alien has opened a booming lemonade stand in Cardiff. Can be as crack-y as you want.'

( “I’m hot!” )

Current Mood: drunk
Current Location: United Kingdom, Wallington

Title: Never Admit It
Fandom: Primeval
Characters: Lester, Jess
Words: 100
Rating,Warnings: PG
Disclaimer: Nope, don't own Primeval.
Spoilers: Refers to a scene in season 5, but doesn't give any story or plot away.
AN: For

primeval100 prompt 'Jess Parker'.

He’ll never admit it.

He had opposed her appointment; far too young and no relevant experience. He refused to listen to the argument that no other job could be called relevant when compared to the ARC. And what on earth was she thinking with those shoes?

But as he holds Jess’ gaze and looks into wide, frightened eyes, he finds that he means every one of the words of reassurance that fall from his lips. He trusts her; trusts her to get him through. Get the whole the team though.

But he’ll never admit it.

Well, not to anyone else.

Current Mood: artistic

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Entries tagged with gen

Han Solo Is Not An Appropriate Role Model

Dust to Dust

137

Bargaining

Garlands and Baubles

It's A Wonderful Torchwood Life

When Your Secret Weapon is a Grumpy Man with a Briefcase

Wanting to Play

A Hero By Any Other Name

Interruptions

A Dish Best Served Cold

Animal Instincts

To the Letter

Pin Stripe Détente

Caution

Onto Decaff

My Bad Day

Education

Summer in Cardiff

Never Admit It