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Fandom: Primeval
Characters: Connor/Lester
Words: 145
Rating,Warnings: PG, utter daftness
Disclaimer: Nope, don't own Primeval.
Spoilers: None
AN: So...this appears to be turning into a series. I'm going to call it the "Good Wife" series. And I hate myself a little for doing this to Lester and am still blaming Denial. *glares* Curtains and Cushions and Pink and Blue other ficlets in the "series".
“James, I’m home! Where are you?”
“I’m in the bath.”
“Can I come in?”
“If you insist. I’m just reading.”
…
“Well that’s a relief.”
“What?”
“Well the way you’ve been acting lately I was expecting a bath full of bubbles and candles all over the place.”
“Honestly Connor, you’re being ridiculous. And as you can see, no bubbles and no candles; just me, a magazine and the bath.”
…
“James? Do you forget that I’m a genius?”
“Despite all your best efforts to show otherwise, no I do not.”
“Then do you really think you could fool me by wrapping the cover of Big Buns Monthly around a copy of Nigella Lawson’s How to be a Domestic Goddess?”
“Um…”
“Oh, and if you’re going to add essential oils to your bath you might find carrot seed oil better for its anti-aging properties than Neroli.”
