A very wrong not even a drabble

[jooles34]

Fandom: Torchwood
Characters/Pairings: Captain John/?
Rating/Warning: There are not enough warnings for this; it is wrong in more ways than I can count. Seriously. Do not blame me if you read this.
Word count: 48
Spoilers: None
Disclaimer: Nope, I don't own Torchwood, and they wouldn't want me to after this.
AN: Going through my prompt list I came across one given to me by kausingkayn ages ago and this popped into my head. I blame her completely. 

 

Captain John Hart looked at the form laid out in front of him.

His eyes roamed over dark, curled hair, which nestled against soft, smooth exposed skin.

Wide eyes looked back him and a tongue licked moist lips.

“Oh, you are everything I thought you would be.”

“Woof.”

 

Comments

[hab318princess.livejournal.com]

He is the only one that can get away with this without me gagging

[jooles34.livejournal.com]

Lol... thanks... I mean for still speaking to me *g*

[kausingkayn.livejournal.com]

I'm not quite sure wether to be proud that my name is affiliated with this or not....
When in doubt, say yes!
This is sickeningly brilliant, if I may say so myself.
I wanted to laugh, but my room mate was sleeping.
I still chuckled though.
Ah, John Hart.

[jooles34.livejournal.com]

Oh you know you're proud.

And sickeningly brilliant may be the best comment I've ever had! I'm so pleased it made you laugh as it was what I was going for.

[owensheart.livejournal.com]

OK that's just....JOHN NO!

[jooles34.livejournal.com]

John is a bad bad man... thanks for commentin :D

[chamilet]

I LOL'd

[jooles34.livejournal.com]

Thank god. Lol'ing is what I was hoping for! Thank you.

[takisys.livejournal.com]

glups

[jooles34.livejournal.com]

*points* John made me do it....

[nikkiesheepie.livejournal.com]

If I wasn't sick and lacking a voice I would have laughed my head off! As it is, I squeaked a little :)

[jooles34.livejournal.com]

*Offers to sooth throat*

Thank you. So glad you found this funny!

[kasmodia.livejournal.com]

I've always wanted to write this myself... so gonna friend you, you deliciously sick, wonderful cupcake. :-)