jooles34 | Q&A meme thing cos I got bored with what I was doing at work.

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1. What bill do you hate paying the most?
The rent part on my flat. Long story but they don’t deserve my money.

2. Do you miss being a child?
I don’t think so. Can’t think what I would miss. Not paying bills possibly.

3. Chore you hate the most?
Oh god, all of them.

4. Where was the last place you had a romantic dinner?
I’m going to say eating my own body weight in Chinese takeaway, by myself, on my sofa, in front of the TV, shattered from an awesome night out with friends. Not romantic in the accepted sense of the term, but I was bloody happy.

5. If you could go back and change one thing what would it be?
Getting out of a bad relationship with a bad person earlier.

6. Name of your first grade teacher?
Feck alone knows.

7. What do you really want to be doing right now?
Sitting at home with my lappy writing. If you could stick a cute boy and girl in the room with me to pander to my every whim too, that would be fantastic, thank you.

8. What did you want to be when you grew up?
A writer or director.

9. How many colleges did you attend?
Different system so will answer best I can. Attended 6^th form at my high school, did my BA at one uni and my MA at another.

10. Why did you choose the shirt that you have on right now?
Purple and white stripped chosen for Spirit Day.

11. What are your thoughts on gas prices?
Too bloody expensive. I have places to go people.

12. First thought when the alarm went off this morning?
I don’t think for at least three hours into my day…

13. Last thought before going to sleep last night?
Unprintable.

14. What famous person would you like to have dinner with?
Oh that’s quite a tough one, Um…prob doesn’t count but I would still love to have had the chance to meet Janis Joplin and hang with her for a night.

15. Have you ever crashed your vehicle?
Been crashed into. And ow.

16. If you didn't have to work, would you volunteer?
Yes. I would love to work because I want to not because I have to.

17. Get up early or sleep in?
Sleep in.

18. What is your favourite cartoon character?
Always had a bit of a thing for Wonder Woman. Does that count?

19. Favourite thing to do at night?
Everything. Everything is just better done at night, talking, drinking, writing, reading, everything. Night is just better.

20. When did you first start feeling old?
Had a mid life crisis at 16. No joke, full-on symptomatic mid-life crisis was had. Never expected to get this far.

21. Favourite lunch meat?
Crispy bacon ftw.

22. What do you get every time you go into Wal-Mart?
Am going to substitute generic supermarket. Probably one thing guaranteed to go in is chocolate.

23. Do you think marriage is an outdated ritual?
Nope, I am a strong believer in marriage. But I also don’t think it’s the be all and end all and I think any two people who love each other should be allowed to get married. While I appreciate that we have it a lot better than many other places, civil partnership is NOT the fucking same as marriage and this is why we have to continue to campaign for equal rights.

24. Favourite movie?
Too many to mention!

25. What's your favourite drink?
Vodka or coffee.

26. Who from high school would you like to run in to?
My tutor who told me I would never get anywhere academically or in the film industry. There are a number of things I would like to rub in her face… (It doesn’t happen often, but when I hold a grudge…I really hold it…)

27. What radio station is your car radio tuned to right now?
Absolute of course. What else?

28. Sopranos or Desperate Housewives?
Never seen Sopranos so would have to say Desperate Housewives. Killer scarf!!!!

29. Worst relationship mistake that you wish you could take back?
I refer back to the abusive fuck-wit of question 5.

30. Do you like the person that sits directly across from you at work?
Love him. He is resplendent in purple today.

31. Have you ever had to use a fire extinguisher for its intended purposes?
No, but I once threw a burning toaster out of a window. That’s cooler right?

32. Last book you finished reading?
Ha! One of the Ninth Doctor Who books. Jack was in it. It was cool. Going through a reading drought at the mo.

33. Do you have a teddy bear?
A dog called Season I have had since I was a kid still sits in my room.

34. Strangest place you have ever brushed your teeth?
I camp; the answer to this is endless. The oddest would be somewhere in Africa prob.

35. Do you go to church?
No, I am capable of having faith without being told what to think.

36. How old are you?
Pah. 34 in less than 2 weeks.