Pink and Blue
Apr. 5th, 2011 07:58 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
jooles34Fandom: Primeval
Characters: Connor/Lester
Words: 199
Rating,Warnings: PG, utter daftness
Disclaimer: Nope, don't own Primeval.
Spoilers: None
AN: Denial, you made me do this. *glares*
*riiing* *riiing*
“Lester.”
“Uh, James? Hi.”
“Hello Connor. I assume you interrupting me at work means this is important.”
“Quite important, yes. A parcel has just been delivered for you.”
“Oh. Already? That was quick.”
“Yes. The postman apologised, but the packaging has been damaged.”
“Oh…I see.”
“James, I don’t mean to pry, but can you tell me why there are what look like clothes, but very small, too small for either of us, in the parcel? And, you know, why they are pink and blue.”
“There is a very good explanation for that. We’ll discuss it when I get home.”
“James, given that I don’t cope with panic well, and to be honest I am starting to panic just the tiniest bit, do you think we could maybe discuss it now?”
“They were just too cute, I couldn’t resist.”
“Cute? James, is there something you want to tell me?”
“They’re dog coats, don’t you love them? I got a pink one for Nancy and a blue one for Sid. And I got them co-ordinating collars. Nancy’s even has little diamantes on it.”
“Oh. Right. I see. James?”
“Yes Connor?”
“When exactly did my boyfriend turn into my wife?”
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Date: 2011-04-05 07:01 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-04-05 07:09 pm (UTC)*giggles*
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Date: 2011-04-05 09:58 pm (UTC)Certainly, dog coats on Sid and Nancy would be a cute image :-) although I doubt they would last a long time before being torn apart
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Date: 2011-04-05 10:03 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2011-04-06 05:42 am (UTC)And this line
“They were just too cute, I couldn’t resist.”
nearly killed me.
MOAR from this series, please!!
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Date: 2011-04-06 08:46 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-04-06 10:40 am (UTC)*reads bit about diamanté collar*
*dies laughing*
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Date: 2011-04-06 11:13 am (UTC)Sid and Nancy will look very cute, haha.
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Date: 2011-04-06 02:47 pm (UTC)OMG, I really thought he was pregnant, hahaha.
But this is even more awesome (is that possible??)
DOG COATS OMFG.
wife, LOL.
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Date: 2011-04-08 07:52 pm (UTC)HILARIOUS.
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Date: 2011-04-29 05:06 pm (UTC)