Ramblings of a madwoman

I got drunk in Splott but still pronounced it Sploe.

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1.       Driving from London to the West Country late at night is great fun. You can’t see a thing but the roads are empty!

2.       When talking to a policeman after drinking a bucket of coffee at 10 in the evening, try not to look like you have just drunk a bucket of coffee and are wired off your tits.

3.       When getting to the pub three hours after everyone else and just an hour before closing, a hip flask is a girl’s best friend.

4.    Navy boys do not break as easily as village boys, but they do bend a little when taken by surprise.

5.       Just because the boy is SF does not mean he is as hot, intelligent or witty as Becker.

6.       However, if the SF boy offers to make you a cocktail say yes; they know what they are doing.

7.       Never let yourself be goaded into arm wrestling matches by Navy boys.

8.       If you are goaded into arm wrestling matches by Navy boys, under no circumstances even try to win; stick to beating the girls.

9.       If you have been goaded into arm wrestling matches and you have decided to actually put up some resistance, your arms will cease to function normally for a minimum of two days.

10.   Water buffalo burgers are lush.