jooles34: (ChristmasCyberman)
Hello to all!!

A fly-by post this morning, but I see I have lots to catch up on, which hopefully I'll spend tomorrow doing.

In the meantime, here is some Christmas silly. This is my friend and I paying homage to the greatest Christmas song of all time, by recording our own video. We think we've kept the Shane MacGowan ethos...

jooles34: (BLT Whuffle)
Title:  You're Back Then?
Fandom: Primeval
Characters: Lester/Becker/Connor
Words: 204
Rating, Warnings: PG. - sexual references only
Disclaimer: Nope, don't own Primeval.
Spoilers: None

“Worst Christmas ever.” )
jooles34: (Christmas Ianto Snowing)
Happy Christmas darling flist!

For those celebrating today, have a wonderful day and for those not, well have a bloody good day anyway, full of peace and love.

And here is a very fluffy slice of Christmas at Torchwood Three.

Title:  Ianto's Christmas Surprise
Fandom: Torchwood
Characters: Jack/Ianto + special guests
Words: 1,028
Rating, Warnings: PG.
Disclaimer: Nope, don't own Torchwood.
Spoilers: None

“Morning Jack, happy Christmas!” )
jooles34: (ConnorWTF)
Title:  Garlands and Baubles
Fandom: Primeval
Connor, Abby, Ryan, Stephen.
Words: 100
Rating, Warnings: PG.
Disclaimer: Nope, don't own Primeval.
Spoilers: None
AN: For
[info]primeval100 prompt 'All the trimmings'. This is written for my fab flatty who came home with the idea the other day and it just fitted with this prompt.

“Can we switch him on yet?” Abby asked.

“No. All the trimmings, remember?” Ryan replied, brandishing a length of red tinsel.

“Oh, come on,” Connor whined.

“Connor, if anything ever teaches you not to make a bet against me again, let it be this,” Stephen countered.

“Okay, ready,” Ryan declared.

Abby hit a switch near the floor and multicoloured lights flashed on.

Connor closed his eyes and bore the laughter of his co-workers as the lights wrapped around his body blinked on and off, baubles hung from every button and pocket and tinsel tickled his nose.

“The human Christmas tree!”

jooles34: (OwenPretty)
Title:  The Perfect Christmas
Fandom: Torchwood
Characters: Tosh/Owen
Words: 731
Rating, Warnings: PG. Swearing and references to sex. Well, you know, Owen...
Disclaimer: Nope, don't own Torchwood.
Spoilers: None

AN: This is my Christmas gift to the ever lovely [ profile] owensheart I hope your first Christmas in London treats you well lovely. And I hope this works for [ profile] fififolle too, the most enthusiastic commentor in the history of comments. Thank you for every one.

The Perfect Christmas )

jooles34: (ConnorBecker)
Title: Drawing the Short Straw
Fandom: Primeval
Characters: Connor/Becker, Ditzy
Words: 5.032
Rating, Warnings: PG
Disclaimer: Nope, don't own Primeval.
Spoilers: None. Set early Season 3
AN: Written for [ profile] deinonychus_1 in the [ profile] primeval_denial secret Santa fic madness fest. Happy Christmas, I hope you like it. Sorry about the PG thing. The boys took the fluffy part of the prompt very seriously.
AN2: Muchos thanks to [ profile] fredbassett for a fab beta and the use of Ditzy.

Connor huddled further down into his oversized parka and glared at the world in general. )
jooles34: (Default)
Title: It's A Wonderful Torchwood Life
Fandom: Torchwood
Characters: Owen, Ianto, Gwen, Tosh, Jack, plus.
Words: 3,304
Rating, Warnings: 15, swearing, some darkish themes, thoughts of suicide.
Disclaimer: I don't own Torchwood or It's a Wonderful Life
Set at the end of End of Days in the unseen time when Jack is still dead.
AN: This is based on the film "It's A Wonderful Life" and was intended to be my Christmas Day fic. But it turned out not at all Christmassy and certainly not as heart warming as the film, so I thought I'd post and see if any fluffy Christmassy muse daemons bite later instead.
AN2: Huge thanks to the gorgeous and wonderfully sneaky [info]emyrldlady for hand-holding and beta duty.

Owen takes a final glance around the Hub. )
jooles34: (LesterBamf)
Title:  When Your Secret Weapon is a Grumpy Man with a Briefcase
Fandom: Primeval
Characters: Lester, Becker, Connor, Abby, Nick, Jenny, Lorraine, various bit-part OCs (including a tiny showing from a pilot who amuses me so I think I may name him and keep him)
Words: 4,505
Rating, Warnings: PG, langauge only
Disclaimer: Nope, don't own Primeval.
Spoilers: None. Set before the have the anomaly locking device.
AN: Written as a gift fic for [ profile] darkhorse_99 who wanted a BAMFy Lester story. Happy holidays and I hope you enjoy.

AN2: Apologies for abandoning any pretence of police procedure, and also being quite mean about them. No disrespect intended.

"They have what?!" )

Home Office

Dec. 5th, 2011 09:29 pm
jooles34: (LesterConnorTrousersGif)
Title: Home Office
Fandom: Primeval
Characters: Lester/Connor
Words: 100
Rating,Warnings: 18 *smirk*
Disclaimer: Nope, don't own Primeval.
Spoilers: None
AN: For
[info]primeval100 prompt 'Home Office'
Yes, I deliberately “misinterpreted” the prompt, and yes I am shameless. *g*

Home Office )
jooles34: (JackIantoWarehouse)
Title: Dancing in the Dark
Fandom: Torchwood
Characters: Jack/Ianto
Words: 148
Rating, Warnings: 18, sex.
Disclaimer: Nope, don't own Torchwood.

It’s like a dance in the dark with moves practiced and perfect; )
jooles34: (ConnorLesterSide)
Title: My World Is You
Fandom: Primeval
Characters: Lester/Connor
Words: 571
Rating,Warnings: 18
Disclaimer: Nope, don't own Primeval.
AN: With LJ's problems yesterday and today I am behind in my advent postings, but as soon as LJ stays stable for long enough I'll post two to make up for it. But for now,m here is some slightly angsty Lester/Connor.

My World Is You )
jooles34: (JackBraces)
Title: A Hero By Any Other Name
Fandom: Torchwood
Characters: Jack
Words: 2,185
Rating,Warnings: PG
Disclaimer: Nope, don't own Torchwood.
AN: Okay, I know it’s barely 1st December, but this is my first gift fic of the year; written for my wonderful [ profile] emyrldlady, without whom my life would be a lot more shit. You’re a true friend and foxy as hell to go with it *g*. The prompt was “Con man Jack. Pre meeting the Doctor and Rose, but after leaving the Time Agency.” which I adored as I also believe that Jack was at his bravest before he was immortal. Hope this is okay for you sweetie.

Our hero, Jack, walks down a dark road in a strange town on distant planet. )
jooles34: (JackIantoCuteClose)
Title: Eight Presents Captain Jack Harkness Gave to Ianto Jones
Fandom: Torchwood
Characters: Jack/Ianto
Words: 1,388
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Nope, don't own Torchwood
Spoilers: None
AN: Part of my loose Eight Things series. You don't need to have read any of the others though.


Wishing you all a very happy Christmas.  )



jooles34: (DoctorTardis)
Title: Forgotten in the Morning
Fandom: Torchwood/Doctor Who
Characters: Jack, Ten
Words: 120
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Nope, don't own Torchwood or the good Doctor.
Spoilers: None
AN: My Christmas pressie for
[ profile] themortalpoet who wanted a Jack Ten fic. Sadly my Ten muse is being annoyingly quiet. I'm going to kick it and do better in the new year. Happy Christmas.

Jack finished his rant with a flourish and a final wave of his whiskey bottle. 

The Doctor regarded him with a slightly out of focus expression, his hand wrapped around the remains of yet another banana daiquiri. 

“D’ja feel better now? Said everything you want to say?” 

Jack paused, narrowing his eyes and trying to concentrate. 

“Yes.” he decided with a nod. 

“Brilliant. Shall we head back to the Tardis now?” the Doctor suddenly sounded much brighter. 

Jack stared at him. Something didn’t seem right and Jack’s brain was scrabbling around trying to figure out what it was. 

“You’re not really drunk are you?” 


“And you’re going to remember all of this tomorrow aren’t you?” 



“Oh yes!”

jooles34: (Tosh)
Title: Quietly Confident
Fandom: Torchwood/Leverage
Characters: Tosh, Hardison
Words: 100
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Nope, don't own Torchwood or Leverage.
Spoilers: None
AN: My Christmas pressie for
luvinthe88and20 who wanted Tosh and Harison geek off! Happy Christmas hon.

“You guys have got some serious equipment here.”

Tosh gave a small smile at Hardison's attempts to be cool and nudged her glasses up as her fingers danced across her keyboard.

“Of course you haven’t seen my van. It’s all filled with the latest, and I mean latest technology. State of the art. Though when I say state of the art, it’s a bit more than that after it’s been upgraded a la Hardison.” He glanced around again. “You have some stuff here I don’t recognise. Do your own upgrades?”

Tosh grinned. “Some are mine. Some are a la Martian.”

jooles34: (IantoTheMan)

Title: Snow Day
Fandom: Torchwood
Characters: Jack, Ianto, Gwen
Words: 100
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Nope, don't own Torchwood.
Spoilers: None

The universe seemed intent to ravage them, savage them, systematically destroy everything they loved; everything they cared for and fought for.

The rift churned out unspeakable evil.

It spat back the taken and the broken.

The darkness waited for them and they knew they would join it soon enough.

But right now, the three stood in the Plass and watched the snow fall in the moonlight of the early hours.

The already fallen blanket muffled the sounds of the world, hid the grime of the streets and filled their lives with enough hope to come back and fight again tomorrow.

Title: Last Piece of the Puzzle
Fandom: Torchwood
Characters: Jack, Ianto,
Words: 100
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Nope, don't own Torchwood.
Spoilers: Sort of for Kiss Kiss Bang Bang

Ianto watched Jack move around the Hub as if he’d never been away. It seemed filled again now; like a puzzle piece had slotted back in and filled a hole.

Except there was something not quite right with the puzzle piece. It fit okay, but didn’t quite complete the overall picture. It was damaged; frayed around the edges, colours faded and mute. The glossy finish a little tarnished, not quite so bright; not obviously, just a hint to the trained eye when you tilted it against the light.

Ianto wondered what it would take to make the picture whole again.

Not Easy

Dec. 20th, 2010 05:14 pm
jooles34: (ConnorLesterComaeBack)
Title: Not Easy
Fandom: Primeval
Characters: Lester/Connor
Words: 100
Disclaimer: Nope, don't own Primevel.
Spoilers: Set in and spoilers for 3.5
AN: Written for [ profile] primeval100 challenge "I thought you were dead."

They have minutes; just minutes to snatch while the crisis continues around them.

Lester pulls Connor into his office, barely caring who sees. His arms wrap around Connor’s body, holding him close, feeling his warmth. Leaning back he cups Connor’s face in his hands, keeping close, feeling his breath on his lips.

“I…” he starts, but is cut off.

“I know. And you need to have more faith in me.” Connor’s eyes are serious, exposing an age that defies his years. Then he smiles; a smile that would thaw any frost. “And you’re not getting rid of me that easily.”


Dec. 19th, 2010 12:14 pm
jooles34: (Tosh)
Title: Screened
Fandom: Torchwood
Characters: Tosh/Ianto, Tosh/OC
Words: 1,590
Rating: 18. M/F and F/F porny porn
Disclaimer: Nope, don't own Torchwood.
Spoilers: None
AN: This is my Christmas fic pressie for
creadigol_lili. She asked for Tosh being awesome and sexy and getting some loving from a new girlfriend. Invisible lift shenanigans or a walk thr the Plass at night with the Christmas lights were suggested. However, this happened... Happy Christmas sweetie.


Ianto activates his comms. )

The Fool

Dec. 19th, 2010 12:43 am
jooles34: (ConnorWeird)
Title: The Fool
Fandom: Primeval
Characters: Connor, Stephen
Words: 406
Disclaimer: Nope, don't own Primevel.
Spoilers: Set during Series one, ep three so spoilers for that and ep two.
AN: This was written for
[ profile] nietie who suggested this scene in my post for prompts.

“It’s all been pretty scary ain it?” )


jooles34: (IantoOwen)
Title: Life In the Fast Lane
Fandom: Torchwood
Characters: Ianto, Owen
Words: 1,026
Rating: 15 for language
Disclaimer: Nope, don't own Torchwood.
Spoilers: None
AN: This is my Christmas fic pressie for my fabulous
[personal profile] emyrldlady. She wanted an Owen and Ianto friendship fic, Lethal Weapon style, where Ianto is the wild one and Owen tried to reign him in. However, what she actually got was this... Happy Christmas lady, thanks for being you.

They had both been happier.  )



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