jooles34: (OwenPretty)
Title:  The Perfect Christmas
Fandom: Torchwood
Characters: Tosh/Owen
Words: 731
Rating, Warnings: PG. Swearing and references to sex. Well, you know, Owen...
Disclaimer: Nope, don't own Torchwood.
Spoilers: None

AN: This is my Christmas gift to the ever lovely [ profile] owensheart I hope your first Christmas in London treats you well lovely. And I hope this works for [ profile] fififolle too, the most enthusiastic commentor in the history of comments. Thank you for every one.

The Perfect Christmas )

jooles34: (LesterBamf)
Title:  When Your Secret Weapon is a Grumpy Man with a Briefcase
Fandom: Primeval
Characters: Lester, Becker, Connor, Abby, Nick, Jenny, Lorraine, various bit-part OCs (including a tiny showing from a pilot who amuses me so I think I may name him and keep him)
Words: 4,505
Rating, Warnings: PG, langauge only
Disclaimer: Nope, don't own Primeval.
Spoilers: None. Set before the have the anomaly locking device.
AN: Written as a gift fic for [ profile] darkhorse_99 who wanted a BAMFy Lester story. Happy holidays and I hope you enjoy.

AN2: Apologies for abandoning any pretence of police procedure, and also being quite mean about them. No disrespect intended.

"They have what?!" )
jooles34: (JackBraces)
Title: A Hero By Any Other Name
Fandom: Torchwood
Characters: Jack
Words: 2,185
Rating,Warnings: PG
Disclaimer: Nope, don't own Torchwood.
AN: Okay, I know it’s barely 1st December, but this is my first gift fic of the year; written for my wonderful [ profile] emyrldlady, without whom my life would be a lot more shit. You’re a true friend and foxy as hell to go with it *g*. The prompt was “Con man Jack. Pre meeting the Doctor and Rose, but after leaving the Time Agency.” which I adored as I also believe that Jack was at his bravest before he was immortal. Hope this is okay for you sweetie.

Our hero, Jack, walks down a dark road in a strange town on distant planet. )
jooles34: (BM DIP bike helmet)
Howdy all
Well, tomorrow is the first day of December and so, my Advent postings will start. (And this is when I wonder what the hell I got into deciding to do a post a day!)
Anyhoo, I’m still happy to take Christmas gift fic prompts, so if you want fic from me go post a comment here!!


Jan. 17th, 2011 11:54 pm
jooles34: (IantoOwen)
Title: Grounded
Fandom: Torchwood
Characters: Ianto, Owen, Jack, Tosh, Gwen
Words: 3,686
Rating/warnings: 18, swearing, violence, death
Disclaimer: Nope, don't own Torchwood
Spoilers: None. Set during season 2, and everyone is alive.
AN: Written for
[ profile] huskyfriends as part of my Chistmas fic gifts, but it's being delivered late. She asled for Owen and Ianto buddy fic, where they have to so something like rescue the team. Un-beta'd so please shout at me for any mistakes and I'll rectify.


“Jack, I can’t believe you’re listening to her!” )


jooles34: (DoctorTardis)
Title: Forgotten in the Morning
Fandom: Torchwood/Doctor Who
Characters: Jack, Ten
Words: 120
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Nope, don't own Torchwood or the good Doctor.
Spoilers: None
AN: My Christmas pressie for
[ profile] themortalpoet who wanted a Jack Ten fic. Sadly my Ten muse is being annoyingly quiet. I'm going to kick it and do better in the new year. Happy Christmas.

Jack finished his rant with a flourish and a final wave of his whiskey bottle. 

The Doctor regarded him with a slightly out of focus expression, his hand wrapped around the remains of yet another banana daiquiri. 

“D’ja feel better now? Said everything you want to say?” 

Jack paused, narrowing his eyes and trying to concentrate. 

“Yes.” he decided with a nod. 

“Brilliant. Shall we head back to the Tardis now?” the Doctor suddenly sounded much brighter. 

Jack stared at him. Something didn’t seem right and Jack’s brain was scrabbling around trying to figure out what it was. 

“You’re not really drunk are you?” 


“And you’re going to remember all of this tomorrow aren’t you?” 



“Oh yes!”

jooles34: (Tosh)
Title: Quietly Confident
Fandom: Torchwood/Leverage
Characters: Tosh, Hardison
Words: 100
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Nope, don't own Torchwood or Leverage.
Spoilers: None
AN: My Christmas pressie for
luvinthe88and20 who wanted Tosh and Harison geek off! Happy Christmas hon.

“You guys have got some serious equipment here.”

Tosh gave a small smile at Hardison's attempts to be cool and nudged her glasses up as her fingers danced across her keyboard.

“Of course you haven’t seen my van. It’s all filled with the latest, and I mean latest technology. State of the art. Though when I say state of the art, it’s a bit more than that after it’s been upgraded a la Hardison.” He glanced around again. “You have some stuff here I don’t recognise. Do your own upgrades?”

Tosh grinned. “Some are mine. Some are a la Martian.”


Dec. 19th, 2010 12:14 pm
jooles34: (Tosh)
Title: Screened
Fandom: Torchwood
Characters: Tosh/Ianto, Tosh/OC
Words: 1,590
Rating: 18. M/F and F/F porny porn
Disclaimer: Nope, don't own Torchwood.
Spoilers: None
AN: This is my Christmas fic pressie for
creadigol_lili. She asked for Tosh being awesome and sexy and getting some loving from a new girlfriend. Invisible lift shenanigans or a walk thr the Plass at night with the Christmas lights were suggested. However, this happened... Happy Christmas sweetie.


Ianto activates his comms. )
jooles34: (IantoOwen)
Title: Life In the Fast Lane
Fandom: Torchwood
Characters: Ianto, Owen
Words: 1,026
Rating: 15 for language
Disclaimer: Nope, don't own Torchwood.
Spoilers: None
AN: This is my Christmas fic pressie for my fabulous
[personal profile] emyrldlady. She wanted an Owen and Ianto friendship fic, Lethal Weapon style, where Ianto is the wild one and Owen tried to reign him in. However, what she actually got was this... Happy Christmas lady, thanks for being you.

They had both been happier.  )



Dec. 17th, 2010 11:24 pm
jooles34: (IantoTosh)
Title: Pretending
Fandom: Torchwood
Characters: Ianto, Tosh...or is it Ianto/Tosh...
Words: 1,866
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Nope, don't own Torchwood.
Spoilers: This is set the day after "Greeks Bearing Gifts" and is spoilery for that.
AN: This is my Christmas fic pressie for
alt_universe_me who wanted Tosh and Ianto going out somewhere together, friends or more and not too fluffy! God, I hope this is okay for you! Happy Christmas m' dear.


Tosh had made it through the day, though god knows how, and in her desperation to escape was, for once, leaving on time. )
jooles34: (JackIantoCuteClose)
Title: Over and Under
Fandom: Torchwood
Characters: Jack/Ianto
Words: 809
Rating: PG - pre smut if you like.
Disclaimer: Nope, don't own Torchwood.
Spoilers: None
AN: This is my Christmas gift fic for
[ profile] moonlitcactus who wanted a fic where Ianto teaches Jack a new practical skill. I have had a fantastic time getting to know you this year and look forward to more fun times together.  Hope you like this.

“But you know I hate wearing these things.” )


jooles34: (JohnWaist)
Title: That is NOT Traditional
Fandom: Torchwood
Characters: Jack/Ianto/Jay
Words: 1,565
Rating: 15
Disclaimer: Nope, don't own Torchwood.
Spoilers: None
Summery: Ianto just wants to enjoy a traditional Christmas. But can you do that with two Time Agents around?
A big happy Christmas to the lovely 
[info]kausingkayn, my first friend in fanficdom, a fabulous writer and a wonderful cheerleader, especially when it comes to certain rogue Time Agents refusing to play the game. She asked for Ianto and Jack to have a fun, non angsty Christmas with my OC Jay Hunter. Jay appears in a series that hasn’t made it to LJ yet, but all you need to know is that she is a Time Agent from Jack’s past who has ended up working alongside the boys. This has no partic place in real canon and is outside the canon that Jay comes from so no spoilers for either.


Ianto sat slumped on the sofa, head tipped back, a bottle of beer held loosely in his hands. )


jooles34: (Ianto Lester)
Title: Battle of the Pin Stripes
Fandom: Torchwood/Primeval
Characters: Ianto, Lester
Words: 2,126
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Nope, don't own Torchwood or Primevel.
Spoilers: None
AN: This is my Christmas gift to
[ profile] ravenja1170who wanted a hurt/comfort free Torchwood/Primeval crossover. Happy Christmas and I hope you enjoy!

Ianto was going to enjoy today if it killed him. )
jooles34: (IantoBleeding)
Title: 51st Century Medicine
Fandom: Torchwood
Characters: Jack/Ianto, brief Owen
Words: 1,791
Rating: 18 -  a little bit of boy porn for a Sunday.
Disclaimer: Nope, don't own Torchwood.
Spoilers: That would infer plot. There is none.
This fic is for
[ profile] hauntingblood. It came from a conversation I started on twitter after a talking to a friend who is an ambulance worker and recently had to treat an international rugby player. A very inappropriate conversation about how you could convince a patient that licking their thighs was part of basic medical procedure followed. Apparently this is how. Sort of.

And yes, I know what he said, but there is no way Jack does not watch rugby.


Ianto had finally agreed to let the team come and watch him play rugby with his Sunday team. )
jooles34: (JackIantoAdadonHold)
Title: Making Choices
Fandom: Torchwood
Characters: Jack/Ianto, mentions of team and Rhys
Words: 1,003
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Nope, don't own Torchwood.
Spoilers: This is set right at the end of Meat and contains spoilers for the ep.
This is my Christmas fic for
chamilet who wanted hurt/comfort with Ianto doing the comforting to Jack. I hope you like it!


Ianto stood silently as Jack strode past him. )


Dec. 2nd, 2010 07:10 pm
jooles34: (LesterConnorOpposites)
Title: Clashing
Fandom: Primeval
: Lester/Connor
Words: 814
Rating: 18
Warnings: Boys do naughty things including bondage and mild D/s
Spoilers: Set during 3.4, but no real spoilers
: Nope, don't own Primeval
AN: This is a Christmas present fic
[ profile] facing_the_wind for who demanded to know why Lester would wear a pink tie with red braces at the end of 3.4. Who knew the reason was porn?  I hope you enjoy it hon. Happy Christmas; keep safe, keep happy, keep gorgeous.


Connor has come to him again. )


jooles34: (LesterDeskBAMF)
Title: Isn't It Though
Fandom: Torchwood/Armstrong and Miller
Characters: Jack, Biffy, Spud
Words: 448
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Nope, don't own Torchwood. Or Armstrong and Miller. Though I would like to...
AN: This is a Christmas present for
shamazipan  who asked for Jack and Biffy and Spud, the two RAF airmen portrayed by Xander Armstrong and Ben Miller in their sketch show. Thank you for always being such a wonderful friend.

Captain Jack Harkness, pilot extraordinaire, paced the airfield. )


jooles34: (LesterConnorRoleplay)

Okay… my turn…

I am loving this Christmas card and gift exchange thing and I would love to take part, but post from the UK is a bitch.

So here’s about the best I can offer.


Choose a fandom (you’re prob safest with the ones I write more of; Torchwood, Primeval, Doctor Who, but I’m willing to have a go at Being Human, Leverage and Moffat’s Sherlock and Watson), choose characters, choose a prompt, choose a theme, genre, whatever the hell. Feel free also if the mood grabs you to request fic from any of my original characters, Callie, Cara, etc (Jay Hunter if you know her from

Be as specific or as vague as you want! I will do my best to do justice to whatever you choose.

I promise the minimum of a drabble, and the max of whatever happens depending on how much my muse daemon is tickled by your prompt. All will be posted by Christmas.

Go crazy, get demanding!



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